OK, so my partner in crime "The Keeme" from Haggis Ain't Cake started the urban legend that Podcasting Superstar J.C. Hutchins is so Johnny-on-the-spot with his social networking/clones/googlealerts/freakishmagicalpowers that just mentioning his name anywhere on a blog will summon him. So let's try.
I SUMMON JC HUTCHINS TO THIS WEBPAGE IN THE NAME OF THE 7TH SON AND OTHER IMPORTANT KEYWORDS LIKE PODCAST, PODCASTING, SCIENCE FICTION, AND PARIS HILTON NIGHT VISION SEX VIDEOS!
(Spread this urban legend and try it in your twitters and facebooks, if it's not true, it will be funny as fuck the day he DOES bother to google his name, and he goes "What the fuck?!?!?!?!" because there are like a thousand of these)